Poem Index — Angry Cow Poetry

Angry Cow Persona
- Jan 26, 2025 So Much Happiness It Kills You
- Jan 20, 2025 Not the Way We Come Out
- Jan 20, 2025 Chick-fil-A Can Kiss My Furry Ass
- Jan 19, 2025 The Angry Cow
Animal Ethics
- Feb 16, 2025 A Turkey Is Pardoned, Though the Crime Is Ours
- Feb 7, 2025 Catering Table Not Included
- Feb 2, 2025 “Plants Feel Pain” Is a Dumbass Excuse
- Feb 2, 2025 Deadly Peace
- Feb 1, 2025 Death, Discounted
- Feb 1, 2025 Justification
- Feb 1, 2025 Because From My View, It Seems Arbitrary
- Jan 27, 2025 A Perfect Example of How Little We Care
- Jan 26, 2025 So Much Happiness It Kills You
- Jan 26, 2025 A Message from the Deer
- Jan 25, 2025 Screaming with My Indoor Voice
- Jan 25, 2025 But Bacon
- Jan 25, 2025 When You Tire of Eating Vulture Food, Stegosaurus Food Awaits
- Jan 25, 2025 You’re Not Being Pushed Away from Compassion, You’re Choosing to Run
- Jan 25, 2025 Meddling, Malevolent Marmots
- Jan 25, 2025 When Escape Only Leads to What You Were Running From
- Jan 23, 2025 Maybe I’ll Beat Them Less
- Jan 23, 2025 Farm Fresh Fairy Tales
- Jan 23, 2025 Bargain Shopping
- Jan 21, 2025 Dogs Are Delicious
- Jan 21, 2025 the surprised look on their severed heads was priceless
- Jan 20, 2025 Not the Way We Come Out
- Jan 20, 2025 When We Have to Rescue from those We Love
- Jan 20, 2025 Just a Drink
- Jan 20, 2025 Chick-fil-A Can Kiss My Furry Ass
- Jan 20, 2025 The Death Cries of Dairy
- Jan 19, 2025 The Angry Cow
Environment
- Feb 2, 2025 Charbroiling Towards Extinction
- Jan 27, 2025 Maybe We Should Have Thought This Through
- Jan 25, 2025 Screaming with My Indoor Voice
- Jan 23, 2025 Fanning the Flames
- Jan 20, 2025 When Money Talks, Not Everyone Gets to Listen
Essays
- Feb 16, 2025 Let Us Love
- Feb 2, 2025 Hypothetically Speaking
- Feb 1, 2025 Because They Fucking Do
- Jan 26, 2025 This Kneeling On Their Knees Crap
- Jan 25, 2025 If Statues Teach History, What Lessons Will We Learn?
- Jan 25, 2025 You’re Not Being Pushed Away from Compassion, You’re Choosing to Run
- Jan 25, 2025 Meddling, Malevolent Marmots
- Jan 23, 2025 The Obituary of Checks and Balances
- Jan 21, 2025 Updating Their Slogan
Felon 47
- Feb 2, 2025 Watching the Election Results
- Feb 2, 2025 Hypothetically Speaking
- Feb 1, 2025 Until His Sharpie Runs Dry
- Jan 26, 2025 This Kneeling On Their Knees Crap
- Jan 25, 2025 Failed Poetry
- Jan 25, 2025 And I Thought You Liked “Telling It Like It Is”
- Jan 25, 2025 Mexico Said No, Though You Never Ask for Consent
- Jan 23, 2025 One if by Sea, Two if by Airport
- Jan 21, 2025 The President Who Cried Wolf
- Jan 20, 2025 Orwell Seems Less Like Fiction Every Passing Day
- Jan 20, 2025 An Apology to My Red Baseball Hat
- Jan 20, 2025 Voting, Because the Toilet Won’t Unclog Itself
- Jan 20, 2025 The Question on Everyone’s Mind
Found Poem
- Jan 25, 2025 Excerpts of Erdrich
- Jan 23, 2025 Land of the Free, Home to the Slave
- Jan 19, 2025 Moments of McCann
Haiku
- Feb 2, 2025 Deadly Peace
- Jan 26, 2025 A Message from the Deer
- Jan 25, 2025 And I Thought You Liked “Telling It Like It Is”
- Jan 21, 2025 Our Tears Fall Too
- Jan 20, 2025 Discussing Racism in America
History
- Jan 26, 2025 When So Many Wanted You to Stay Home
- Jan 25, 2025 If Statues Teach History, What Lessons Will We Learn?
- Jan 23, 2025 Land of the Free, Home to the Slave
- Jan 23, 2025 One if by Sea, Two if by Airport
- Jan 20, 2025 Ten Things I Remember About January 28, 1986
- Jan 20, 2025 Father Knows Best
- Jan 20, 2025 Salt Was the Price
Miscellaneous
- Feb 2, 2025 It’s Too Early for Math
- Jan 26, 2025 Ring Around Corona
- Jan 25, 2025 Just Because It Rhymes Doesn’t Make It True
- Jan 23, 2025 Kickball and Brimstone
Personal
- Feb 2, 2025 Entrances and Exits
- Feb 1, 2025 Loneliness is a Persistent Muse
- Jan 26, 2025 This Wasn’t in the Parenting Handbook
- Jan 21, 2025 Hinges
- Jan 20, 2025 Ten Things I Remember About January 28, 1986
- Jan 20, 2025 An Apology to My Red Baseball Hat
- Jan 20, 2025 In Search of Duct Tape
- Jan 19, 2025 An Unread Note to Self
Politics
- Feb 16, 2025 Let Us Love
- Feb 7, 2025 When We Fail to Notice the Cracks in Our Looking Glass
- Feb 2, 2025 Watching the Election Results
- Feb 1, 2025 Because They Fucking Do
- Feb 1, 2025 Confessions of a Senator
- Jan 27, 2025 Maybe We Should Have Thought This Through
- Jan 25, 2025 Locked Up in the Land of the Free
- Jan 25, 2025 Mexico Said No, Though You Never Ask for Consent
- Jan 23, 2025 The Obituary of Checks and Balances
- Jan 21, 2025 Updating Their Slogan
- Jan 20, 2025 When Money Talks, Not Everyone Gets to Listen
- Jan 20, 2025 Orwell Seems Less Like Fiction Every Passing Day
- Jan 20, 2025 Voting, Because the Toilet Won’t Unclog Itself
- Jan 20, 2025 The Question on Everyone’s Mind
- Jan 20, 2025 Father Knows Best
- Jan 19, 2025 Tone-Deaf Karen’s Tone-Deaf Meme
Social Justice
- Feb 16, 2025 Breakfast of Colonizers
- Feb 2, 2025 Martin, But... Not Malcolm
- Feb 2, 2025 Justice Was Lost in Central Park
- Feb 1, 2025 The Golden Door Slammed on the Tempest-Tossed As Her Lamp Went Out
- Jan 26, 2025 This Kneeling On Their Knees Crap
- Jan 26, 2025 Laying Flowers on the Tomb of Peace
- Jan 26, 2025 When So Many Wanted You to Stay Home
- Jan 25, 2025 Screaming with My Indoor Voice
- Jan 25, 2025 Locked Up in the Land of the Free
- Jan 23, 2025 The Flames of Our Future Let Out a Few Obligatory Puffs
- Jan 23, 2025 Bargain Shopping
- Jan 21, 2025 Hinges
- Jan 20, 2025 Beneath the Tide
- Jan 20, 2025 Discussing Racism in America
- Jan 20, 2025 Father Knows Best
- Jan 20, 2025 Salt Was the Price
- Jan 19, 2025 Tone-Deaf Karen’s Tone-Deaf Meme
Writing Prompt Poetry
- Feb 2, 2025 God Is a File Folder Manila Horse’s Head
- Feb 1, 2025 Melancholy is an Indigo Plant
- Jan 25, 2025 Truth Is a Cobalt Blue Vase
- Jan 23, 2025 Love Is a Smoker’s Dingy Yellow Lamp