The Angry Cow

Happy Cows?!

Are you fucking nuts?!

You take our babies

You spill their guts 


You drink the food 

we create for them

and when that shit slows, 

you make us pregnant again


And you take that baby 

and the next one too 

Then soon enough, 

we’re not profitable for you


There ain’t no retirement

in “Happy Cow Land”

You slit our throats,

call it “consumer demand”


Now that’s fucked up,

but you don’t stop there

You pile on lies

to hide the despair 


“Cows give us milk”

Bitch, please. Fuck you.

It isn’t a gift

when it’s stolen from you 


“Humanely raised”

Well isn’t that sweet

as you cut us apart 

while we hang from our feet 


“We need our calcium”

Try chewing some greens!

Leave me alone,

eat your goddamn beans 


“Vegetables are yucky”?

Boo-fucking-hoo 

So you take my babies

then you eat me too?


You do this to us

time and again,

then you draw a picture of us

with a big old grin?


You put our slaughtered bodies

on top of your plates

and you expect me 

to have a smile on my face?


I’m the Angry Cow

What’s this “happy” horse shit?!

You want to eat me

and think I’m okay with it?


I’m the Angry Cow

I’m tired of your lies

I’m tired of being served 

with a bucket of fries


I’m the Angry Cow

I’m back for more

because you see my titties

and you want to pour?


Mammal milk 

at thirty-eight?

Damn, your infancy

is running late


I’m an Angry Cow

You would be too

if they looked at you

and wanted to chew 


Happy Cow?!

You made that shit up

to ease your guilt

at slicing us up

 

written October, 2018

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