
Poems and an occasional Essay
Ruminations of an Angry Cow
Unlike the Wolf
“I need meat to eat,
that is perfectly clear,
I have canine teeth”
Just like the deer
The Less Peaceful View From the Other Side of the Line
“Isn’t this fun?”
the father says to his son
Your Order Will Be Waiting at the Second Window
That is, if your way
is ground muscle tissue,
capillaries and blood,
An Elephant’s Lament
Someone once told me, and I never forget,
that I need meat for protein. Well… shit!
What Exactly Did You Think Old MacDonald Did With Those Cows?
Old MacDonald
killed my family
Hen Menstruation Not Required
We invented the wheel, sliced bread, chairs that fold,
and a way to tell who was calling before we answered the phone
How Lucky We Didn’t Kill You
Pointless political pageantry
where our blood-thirsty "saviors"
will still fully savor the flesh
of finely roasted death
They Do Not Give, We Only Take
No cow committed suicide
simply because you looked hungry
and you don’t care for squash
Compassion Beyond the Page
You didn’t turn the pages hoping Wilbur,
despite Charlotte’s best intentions,
would still lie sliced upon Zuckerman’s plate
Not Where It Is From
your hope that they lived a happy life,
before you wished them dead,
does not offer them comfort
Not Skinning the Cat Was Also a Choice
They can cock the hammer,
steady the barrel,
and pull the trigger,
carnage fall where it may
Vegans Are So Annoying
“Why do vegans push their ideas on me? I’m fine if they eat plants, why can’t they be fine if I eat animals?” If you are truly interested in learning the answer, then let’s consider some examples.
Moo, Translated
But when you hear my moo,
you pay no heed to my voice
You still claim I do not have one
I’ll Take the Cheeseburger With a Side of Deforestation
Photosynthesis in reverse
Turning future oxygen
into current carbon dioxide
Meat Is Essential (If You Don’t Eat Anything Else)
Apart from the three hundred thousand
edible plants in the world…
Looking Away While We Chew
We say that we care -
well, some of us do -
but most of us just
look away while we chew
A Strange Definition of Love
No matter how long my eyes stare at the words that form the entry inside Merriam-Webster,
I fail to see the inclusion of wishing someone dead