Chick-fil-A Can Kiss My Furry Ass

Crudely drawn,

without my consent,

holding a sign

for your advertisement

Chicken for sale,

homophobia too,

just please don’t eat

animals that moo

Don’t kill me, kill her

Chuckle? Giggle?

Offering another’s life

to gain my acquittal?!

Well, I’ve got real advice

from the mooers and cluckers,

“Eat more chickpeas,

you motherfuckers”

 

written August 5, 2019

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