
Poems and an occasional Essay
Ruminations of an Angry Cow
Failed Poetry
I try to write a poem expressing my views on current politics
but I only end up plagiarizing Robert De Niro
If Statues Teach History, What Lessons Will We Learn?
Let’s admit systemic racism still flagrantly flourishes.
Let’s work to change it. Even if it means some statues of Columbus fall into a lake.
Screaming with My Indoor Voice
Be polite, they tell us,
don’t shout with the truth
as we steal the future
breath by breath from the youth
Truth Is a Cobalt Blue Vase
As long as I could remember, she had loved flowers
In her gardens, on her table
When You Tire of Eating Vulture Food, Stegosaurus Food Awaits
Everyone always uses “rabbit food” when comparing
a vegan diet to that of another animal,
as if that were the only herbivore known to man
Just Because It Rhymes Doesn’t Make It True
When two vowels go walking…
a lot of shit can happen
Locked Up in the Land of the Free
We fled here for safety,
they said it was great
You bragged about freedom,
I’m locked in a crate
And I Thought You Liked “Telling It Like It Is”
But when we point out
that Trump is a racist, y’all
get all snowflakey
You’re Not Being Pushed Away from Compassion, You’re Choosing to Run
You don’t have to join any group, sign up for any newsletter, or even socialize with vegans. We’re just asking that you choose some rice and beans and cashews and clementines and save some animals, and maybe still save the planet too.
Mexico Said No, Though You Never Ask for Consent
Standard procedure, par for your course
You don’t seek permission, you have no remorse
Meddling, Malevolent Marmots
Not “human trapping, killing, and widespread trading of the marmot’s fur infected thousands.” Nope. Just like “humans were minding our own damn business and the evil fucking marmots infected us.”
When Escape Only Leads to What You Were Running From
His supposed sanctuary was already filled with the bodies of his bovine brethren,
dismantled and displayed in coolers kept frozen to impede their decay
Love Is a Smoker’s Dingy Yellow Lamp
The remnants of excitement now dimmed
beneath years of toil and disappointments
Land of the Free, Home to the Slave
What so proudly we hailed
to permit it to be taken from you,
at the twilight’s last gleaming
and occupied by the abolitionist,
Fanning the Flames
The flames of global warming light your horizon,
its storms blow ever more forcefully against your windows,
and the water continues to inch towards your doorstep
The Obituary of Checks and Balances
Preceded in death by its beloved spouse, the late Integrity,
and their children, Facts and Evidence
Maybe I’ll Beat Them Less
They aren’t all stomped to oblivion,
sometimes they are humanely beaten,
I’d retort, easing my conscious
One if by Sea, Two if by Airport
Listen, my children, and you shall hear
of the president who couldn’t think very clear,
on the fourth of July, twenty-nineteen:
when rain malfunctioned his teleprompter machine