
Poems and an occasional Essay
Ruminations of an Angry Cow
“All Lives Matter” Is Just Racism in a Fancy Tie
You can dress it up in whatever phrasing helps you sleep at night and pray on Sunday
An Order of Jesus: Hold the Love
Kill your enemies before they kill you
Odd, I was certain it was love
Not Where It Is From
your hope that they lived a happy life,
before you wished them dead,
does not offer them comfort
Presidential Death Threats
The president retweets
“The only good Democrat is a dead Democrat,”
and it barely registers as news,
Not Skinning the Cat Was Also a Choice
They can cock the hammer,
steady the barrel,
and pull the trigger,
carnage fall where it may
Vegans Are So Annoying
“Why do vegans push their ideas on me? I’m fine if they eat plants, why can’t they be fine if I eat animals?” If you are truly interested in learning the answer, then let’s consider some examples.
Mississippi, We Need to Talk
I hate to give up on family,
I remember how much
fun we all had
learning to spell your name
Moo, Translated
But when you hear my moo,
you pay no heed to my voice
You still claim I do not have one
I Hope God is Playing Golf on Tuesday
Maybe the couch was too comfy
and God was binge-watching Cheers reruns
during the eight years of Obama
I’ll Take the Cheeseburger With a Side of Deforestation
Photosynthesis in reverse
Turning future oxygen
into current carbon dioxide
Frustration is a Grease-Stained, Broken Washing Machine
Dirty water spins until the machine
grinds to an abrupt halt
that no amount of frantic button pushing
can remedy
Meat Is Essential (If You Don’t Eat Anything Else)
Apart from the three hundred thousand
edible plants in the world…
Making God in Our Image
The Bible claims God created mankind in his image. Regardless of your belief, what seems extremely evident is that we have created him in ours.