The swamp is swampier, the debt is, um, debtier,

and Mexico hasn’t paid a fucking dime towards a non-existent wall

Sometimes Democracy gets clogged with 

greed and corruption, lies and obstruction

Mr. President, a question I’d like to pursue,

What the fuck is wrong with you?!

Shouting frantic hyperbole over some non-existent attack on the right to bear arms, while what you truly came for was the right to their womb 

Martin looted nothing, Martin burned nothing, Martin attacked no one, reads tone-deaf Karen’s tone-deaf meme